GEROLD THE COW

But I don't really. 
I speak many different languages but choose to stay away from mooing because I lost my mother during the Big Chicago Fire.

YOU'D
THINK
I'D
​MOO

BUT NOW
LIFE IS
AMAZING!

She got spooked by the lantern that she kicked over.
It destroyed me,
it destroy the city and Sadly, she went up too. Just a terrible instance. ​

Ive done so much as a cow thats been around for 135 Years!
And was even on American Idol!

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I performed at

54 BELOW

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Did a commercial with

DOORDASH
DASH ​BASH!